Starve the Ego; Feed the Soul

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Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?

Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.

Friend: ...

Me: I also think I got hotter.

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

(Source: previouslygillany)

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day

me: bye i love you

edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter