Starve the Ego; Feed the Soul

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officialunitedstates:

stigs-mexican-cousin:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do u call spaghetti in mexico

espagueti

there is no joke here im just teaching you guys spanish

yo soy mexicano y esto es correcto, felicidades usuario de tumblr officialunitedstates

yes and a feliz navidad to you as well

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

j0k3rjuni0r:

comewatchthecloudswithme:

coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

owlmylove:

being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????

all of the above

at the same time

In my head I saw an angry girl running around furiously masturbating with one hand holding a half empty bottle of vodka surrounded by the burning remains of the houses of parliament.

i’m waiting for art

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

mtv:

#pause

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

etornal:

 
clamjob:

bye mom

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

mishasminions:

brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

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